There’s no-one who can stop Knockaert

(to the tune of Someone’s Got a Hold of My Heart)

The moon is rising over Ashton Gate

I feel the breath of a storm

Something’s gonna happen tonight

You go inside and stay warm,

Sidwell will score from 50 yards

I can see it in his stare

And they’ll raise his shirt up high

To show how much they care

 

There’s no-one who can stop Knockaert

There’s no-one who can stop Knockaert

There’s no-one who can stop Knockaert

You, you, you, you

Yeah, you can’t stop Knockaert

 

Remember that time in the city of steel

When the Wednesday hoodoo crashed

Knocky mesmerized the full back

The Owls knew that they’d been thrashed,

No one thought it would happen like this

When Norwich came to town

Murray helped himself in a game of bliss

And Knocky chipped their clown

 

There’s no-one who can stop Knockaert

There’s no-one who can stop Knockaert

There’s no-one who can stop Knockaert

You, you, you, you

Yeah, you can’t stop Knockaert

 

A low strike against Rotherham and Reading

The winner against Huddersfield

Just like a party at a wedding

When Knocky made Forest yield,

Some say football is important

More than your seat in the stand

But those words they are transportant

As together we hold his hand

 

There’s no-one who can stop Knockaert

There’s no-one who can stop Knockaert

There’s no-one who can stop Knockaert

You, you, you, you

Yeah, you can’t stop Knockaert